{title:Jesus What A Jerk}
{st:Verlaines}
# From: Some Disenchanted Evening
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#   http://www.lib.uchicago.edu/keith/lyrics.html
# Guitar arrangement by Keith Waclena <k-waclena@uchicago.edu>
# http://www.lib.uchicago.edu/keith/
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[G/D]Hey look at [Bm]that guy, [G/D]look at what he's [Bm]worth
Rolls his [G/D]cigarettes [Bm]backwards, [Em]Jesus what a [C]jerk
He's got [G/D]hey in his [Bm]hey loft, [G/D]flowers in his [Bm]dirt
Re[G/D]volts against his [Bm]heartbeat [Em]everytime it [C]hurts
But he [G/D]don't say a [Dsus4]word, he's [G/D]paralyzed his [Dsus4]song bird
[G/D]It never [Dsus4]used to be that [Em]diffi[C]cult to sing but

{c:Chorus:}
    [G/D]I     [C]am no [G]longer gonna [D]help you
    [G/D]If you com[C]plain that I don't [G]spit in [D]your eye
    [G/D]I've [C]got e[D]nough trouble [C]ending up in [Em]hell be[C]fore my [D
sus4]time   [G/D]         [D]

[G/D]Lost all his [Bm]marbles, [G/D]all his ener[Bm]gies
[G/D]Sunk in the [Bm]ocean [Em]bottom of the [C]sea
But he [G/D]got to know [Bm]better [G/D]learnt some sympa[Bm]thy
[G/D]Hurting other [Bm]people, [Em]varnished by de[C]grees
And they [G/D]said, there's your [Dsus4]crow's feet, [G/D]there's your stay at 
[Dsus4]home freak
[G/D]It never [Dsus4]used to be that [Em]diffi[C]cult to sing but

{c:Chorus}
    [G/D]I      [C]am no [G]longer gonna [D]help you
    [G/D]If you com[C]plain that I don't [G]spit in [D]your eye
    [G/D]I've [C]got e[D]nough trouble [C]ending up in [Em]hell be[C]fore my [D
sus4]time

{c:Bridge:}
[F]I'm so impressed with the things I think about
I [F]feel these things I'm never wrong about
I [E]steal from the rich I give it to the poor
They're [E]so damn dumb, they don't know what it's for
They [E]can't work out what they're supposed to use it for

And [G/D]as he gets [Bm]old he [G/D]digs a bigger [Bm]hole
He's got [G/D]itti bitti [Bm]creatures [Em]clinging to his [C]toes
And he [G/D]crawls on the [Bm]floor [G/D]makes a lot of [Bm]dough
[G/D]Everybody [Bm]loves him [Em]everywhere he [C]goes
But I [G/D]don't think he [Dsus4]knows he's [G/D]closer than a [Dsus4]stone's t
hrow
[G/D]To the [Dsus4]place where it's im[Em]possi[C]ble to sing and

{c:Chorus:}
    [G/D]I       [C]am no [G]longer gonna [D]help you
    [G/D]If you com[C]plain that I don't [G]spit in [D]your eye
    [G/D]I've [C]got e[D]nough trouble [C]ending up in [Em]hell be[C]fore my [D
sus4]time
    In [Em]hell be[C]fore my [Dsus4]time
    In [Em]hell be[C]fore [C/G]my time

[G/D]        [D]    [Em]     [C]
[G/D]        [D]    [Em]     [C]
[G/D]        [D]    [Em]     [C]    [G/D]